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"I've got two words for you! MOUTHWASH!"
"...That's one word."
"Then I'll say it twice! MOUTHWASH MOUTHWASH!"
-Cosmo and Wanda (Fairly Odd Parents)
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So that is how I learned the lesson that everyones alone.
And your eyes must do some raining if you are ever gonna grow.
But when crying don't help and you can't compose yourself.
It is best to compose a poem, an honest verse of longing or simple song
nice sketch :3
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"The universe will never see anyone like you again in the entire history of creation."
- Vartan GREGORIAN
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Open your eyes.
You saw it alredy
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So that is how I learned the lesson that everyones alone.
And your eyes must do some raining if you are ever gonna grow.
But when crying don't help and you can't compose yourself.
It is best to compose a poem, an honest verse of longing or simple song
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Open your eyes.
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So that is how I learned the lesson that everyones alone.
And your eyes must do some raining if you are ever gonna grow.
But when crying don't help and you can't compose yourself.
It is best to compose a poem, an honest verse of longing or simple song
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